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Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 7:55 AM
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I watched a video of one of those kids protesting in New York nodding his head in agreement to what the girl standing next to him was saying and thought “####, the lengths dudes will go to get laid.”
It made me reflect on the most embarrassing things I’ve done to get a girl. I’ve barked in bed with a girl from Georgia but I’m assuming everyone has done that. I’ve also yelled “go #####” at a women’s basketball game but bailed at halftime after realizing I was humiliating myself for a girl that was not at all attractive and smelled kind of like cold bacon grease. I even dressed up and went to the Upstate Renaissance Faire a couple years ago but got ignored because my costume “lacked authenticity.”
But perhaps peak effort was achieved when I met a girl from Ohio in Myrtle Beach during Urban’s run and told her that I agree you can’t win in college football without your quarterback’s main job being running for two yards on third down.
Let’s hear it guys. What’s the worst you’ve done?
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I cant say
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May 7, 2024, 8:05 AM
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It’s too embarrassing
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 8:05 AM
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Was with a young lady on the couch in her living room one afternoon when her Mom popped in at announced that the "Cardinal's won the World Series". She didn't seem impressed with my bat and it was the last encounter of what could have been a beautiful relationship.
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So you were bunting instead of hitting the long ball?***
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May 7, 2024, 8:18 AM
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 8:32 AM
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After breaking up with my future wife for a trist with another chick my sophomore year... I begged her to take me back and promised her I'd never leave her again.
Although very embarrassing, it was the smartest thing I've ever done. That was 42 years ago...
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 11:19 AM
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 8:34 AM
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I once attended a Dixie Chicks concert with a girl I was dating.
wait...did I say that out loud?
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
May 7, 2024, 11:38 AM
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I learned the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s song Love Story to make up for not being able to afford tickets to her concert. I got dumped anyways.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 8:38 AM
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Went to a Duran Duran concert with her, not my choice in music (metalhead).
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:02 AM
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dumb question!
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:10 AM
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Its pretty embracing the worst I don't want to share. I will tell you a few I did write a 4 or paragraph letter to a girl. I lied a bunch in it I had feelings for her and still do (This was recent). Well its a wired situation now were friends but sometimes beyond or not at all.
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Holy crap.
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May 7, 2024, 10:22 AM
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I am not the grammar police, but... I don't know if the girl (i think) you wrote a letter to responded to you, but if you wrote as poorly as you did in this post, she probably has no idea what you were talking about... like i have no idea what you are talking about.
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Re: Holy crap.
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May 7, 2024, 10:59 AM
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My bad should've proof read. It was clean and shorter than I thought on second glance. It was good because she told me it was sweet.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:16 AM
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I once sold my season tickets on the 50 yardline for the Akron game to Francis Marion at half face value. Does this count?
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I don't follow the question.***
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May 7, 2024, 9:18 AM
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:26 AM
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I ran a freakin' marathon...a MARATHON.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:31 AM
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I went to a Vanilla Ice concert with a gf in high school.
Definitely a low point.
We didn’t last.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:36 AM
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Several:
Not necessarily the same girl
Attended a Richard Marx/ Henry Lee Summer concert
Went to a Mormon church service
Went to a Jr. Achievement meeting in H.S.
Missed the Jim Beam Oaks at Churchill Downs to spend a night in Corbin County Ky.
Missed the Sid Bream slide due to "distraction"
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
May 7, 2024, 7:48 PM
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+1 for the Mormon service, I once went to a Pentecostal service. She was cute, but there wasn't enough tongue action to put up with the 'speaking in tongues'
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 9:51 AM
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Living up North for number of years I missed the Clemson USuC game because she wanted to go to a fancy dinner that night. We "stopped" seeing each other before we had to buy christmas gifts.
She and the rest of them in NJ simply don't understand college football. They spend way too much flying over the south to get to miami beach and Boca. Food is great in NJ but the women suck...
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 10:07 AM
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While at Clemson, I was dating the most beautiful gal ever built by God. A brown eyed blonde with legs straight out of heaven that went all the way to the ground. Perfect in every way. I was so smitten, I wrote a few pages of poetry and mailed to her. She loved it. Problem was when one of my buddies got ahold of the poetry he justifiably ridiculed me. I was so embarrassed. What a wuss!
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 10:36 AM
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Farted on a first date and she heard me. No dog to blame it on.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 10:59 AM
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Me?
Nothing.
Friends?
Went vegan.
Listened to ###### music.
Many other things.
Their usual response was "I'm getting laid and you're not."
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let her put a
May 7, 2024, 11:30 AM
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oh, wait for, not with
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
May 7, 2024, 11:43 AM
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Cling wrapped a weighted medicine ball to my stomach during a baby shower because I told my wife to stop complaining about carrying twins, that it wasn't hard lol
It's not really embarrassing but i've not gone out of my way to get a girl.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
May 7, 2024, 11:56 AM
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I did not do anything that embarrassing, but my brother wrote a love poem to his girlfriend, not realizing it was on the back of his application to Clemson. The ladies in the admissions office sent him back a nice letter about the poem with his acceptance letter.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 12:05 PM
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My girlfriend had been overseas for a business trip for two weeks, and the day she was coming back I lined both sides of her driveway with flowers and greeted her with her favorite chocolates. I would never tell anybody I did this, but it was over 20 years ago, so it doesn’t matter now.
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This one time... No lie..
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May 7, 2024, 12:13 PM
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I paid lots of money for this big party, and signed this contract that allowed us to file taxes together. How embarrassing..
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Wingman for my next door neighbor....
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May 7, 2024, 12:13 PM
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Who played football at Gardner Webb. Made out on couch with butt ugly girlfriend of his girlfriend. He ended up marrying girl. So I suppose I was a good wingman.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
May 7, 2024, 12:35 PM
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Oh...you asked "FOR" a girl. I thought you said "TO" a girl.
Never mind.
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I told one, that it is perfectly normal
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May 7, 2024, 12:54 PM
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to not put the milk in the freezer first
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I told her I liked U2
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May 7, 2024, 12:56 PM
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She was obsessed with U2. I lied and said I was a huge fan. I'd rather listen to cats ###### each other than U2.
I did not get laid.
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 12:58 PM
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Re: Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done for a girl?
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May 7, 2024, 1:36 PM
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Nice humblebrag
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Drove from an offcampus apartment to the shoeboxes to give her a bag of
May 7, 2024, 1:36 PM
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ice for a toothache that didn't exist.
She was bad news.....
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Ever heard of the stinky pinky?
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May 7, 2024, 1:39 PM
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Don't knock it
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vacuumed my kitchen***
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Got married***
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Walked away.
May 7, 2024, 3:15 PM
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Never should have.
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