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Back from the dead. Well, kinda
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I'm sure everyone has a fun near death story to share, but this is my first. Because up till now, as Mrs. Fordt can attest, I've pretty much been immortal.
Well, not anymore ">">">
Nine days ago I stopped by the local Chinese food joint to pick up some dinner for the family.
While waiting in the lobby, over the course of about 15 minutes, and from no signs whatsoever, I picked up chills so bad they almost rattled my jaw out of my skull and shook my hands so bad I couldn't even drive us home.
I hauled myself into the bed and rode out the shivvers and crushing fatigue for about 6 hours. At about midnight Mrs. Fordt asked me if I was going to sleep it off or if it was ER time. 99% of the time I would have dosed up and slept it off, particularly since I didn't even have the strength to roll over in the bed. There was no pain anywhere in my whole body. Just an overwhelming and relentless weakness that was entirely crushing me.
It's never a good sign when you arrive at a packed ER and you get the magic ticket to the front of the line. That's a big ole red flag. Still no pain at all, but a grogginess so bad my words began to slur. The staff took me back, with Mrs. Fordt holding my hand, and the doctors did their doctor stuff and saved me. They said that it was against their better judgement, but they had to because of some oath they took or something.
Turns out it was severe sepsis. For those lucky enough not to have suffered from it, it's when an itty bitty little infection gets into your blood stream and races through your body like a wildfire. A doctor later told me that if I had gone to sleep that night instead of to the ER, I would have never woken up.
Mrs. Fordt still holds out hope. however.
It's kinda weird being so close to death and never even realizing it. Makes you wonder how many other times it has happened through life. But after nine days in a hospital bed, the best the doctors could explain the cause was maybe a scratch in my foot or leg. There was some redness in that area that I could have missed because I sometimes wear pants, but other than that, no pain, and no clues. By th etime you get the shakes you've got hours, not days.
I had an extended family member die a while back because of a missed infection in a cracked tooth of all things. Three days after they made it to the hospital they were dead. Anyhow, not sure what it all means or what to make of it, but I guess the really bad news is that I'm back. Take that, Death!
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ZOMG!!!! It coulda been me…
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Jan 5, 2023, 10:38 PM
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I scratched my leg two weeks ago. Phew!
JK Fordt, sounds scary AF, glad yer still among us. That ol devil don’t want you anyhow!
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Re: ZOMG!!!! It coulda been me…
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You can bet I'm gonna start conducting my regular butt scratches with extra special care and respect from now on.
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Username checks out.
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Jiminy Christmas. Glad the smarter half got your ### fixed up. Welcome back from the almost dead.
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Re: Username checks out.
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Well, kinda. I probably had 20 rotating nurses during my hospital stay. 19 "mostly" lovely ladies and a guy. Guess which one kept drawing "wet wipe" duty for my regular wipedown cleansings? I wish I was joking.
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Re: Back from the dead. Well, kinda
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That's crazy! I'm glad they caught it. Glad you're back. I've had a couple of near deaths, and you just never know. Gotta appreciate every day my friend.
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Jan 5, 2023, 10:42 PM
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You got the blood AIDS ?
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Jeez brother, glad you are ok!!!***
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Re: Jeez brother, glad you are ok!!!***
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With zero energy there was nothing to do all day and night but sleep and watch bad TV. Luckily, I stumbled into a Twilight Zone Marathon that sustained me through the darkest hours. Young Ross Martin, Jack Klugman, and Telly Savalas have that effect on me.
The other notable exception was a show on the sink hole that demolished a chunk of Corvette Museum in Kentucky. With all those fine wheels I couldn't help but think of you, Obed!
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Re: Jeez brother, glad you are ok!!!***
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I mean, Capitan Kirk wouldn't lie. There's a lizard man on the wing.
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I caught a few of those Twilight Zones myself on SyFy
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some unbelievable diamonds in those episodes. I love binging on those, esp the really obscure ones.
Saw a cowboy episode called "The Grave". Had Lee Marvin, Strother Martin, Lee Van Cleef, Stafford Repp (Chief O'Hara on Batman), and James Best (Roscoe P. Coltrane on Dukes of Hazzard). Amazing. Some heavy hitters of the cowboy genre in a 30-minute show.
Glad you're feeling better ">">
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734643/"The Twilight Zone" The Grave (TV Episode 1961) - IMDb The Grave: Directed by Montgomery Pittman. With Lee Marvin, James Best, Strother Martin, Elen Willard. Old West lawman Conny Miller visits the grave of a man who he failed to track down to prove he was never afraid of him but gets more than he bargained for.
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Re: I caught a few of those Twilight Zones myself on SyFy
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Yeah I was really surprised at how many old stars made their way through that series. That one in particular was just loaded! So much talent on one tiny screen.
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Whoah - glad you listened
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Jan 5, 2023, 11:01 PM
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Sepsis is no joke
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Re: Whoah - glad you listened
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Hey, while you were blacked out,
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Jan 5, 2023, 11:06 PM
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Did you see Geechie? What’d he say It’s like?
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Re: Hey, while you were blacked out,
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Well, I'm not sure I ever blacked out, but I will say that my fever induced, hallucinatory fantasies are MUCH wilder than my conscious ones. I had to shake myself out of them a few times telling my subconscious self "No! No!, That can't be real! You're in a hallucination cycle. Snap out of it!" I didn't see any bright lights or dark abysses, but I did see a LOT of tittehs.
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Glad you are doing better
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Welcome back
Couple of changes round here while you err gone. If you’d like name me the beneficiary of your TNet Coins, that’d be great
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Re: Glad you are doing better
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I was noticing these TNET coins. Is that anything like Bitcoins? Cause I've got a few really edgy ideas...
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Sorry, they’ve been out two days now.
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Zero crypto jokes left.
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I still think there's some mileage in Caroline Ellison
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Being a butt gerbil.
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Re: I still think there's some mileage in Caroline Ellison
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There are a few faces one can NEVER forget seeing. She's got one.
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By my count Jan. 5 minus 9 days = Dec. 28.
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You're lucky for missing the Orange Bowl.
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Amen to that.***
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Re: By my count Jan. 5 minus 9 days = Dec. 28.
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My family hid it from me as long as they could because of my condition. It was with deep regret that they finally told me the score.
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He woke up and asked "Did we win?"
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and the nurse said, "yes, you won the game of life, sweetheart!" And then gave him a special baby wipe shower.
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Had sepsis last November....
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Had been having panic attacks, sweats, palpitations, and so on.
One night, I awoke to bad sweating and panic.... Ended up at the hospital for panic attack, and wound up in the hospital for over a week. Bad sepsis, crazy lactic, etc.
Last thing I remember before the ambulance was trying to get water to hydrate. Such a crazy feeling! I fell, hit my head, woke up answering questions.
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Re: Had sepsis last November....
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Sounds very similar. There wasn't enough water on the planet for me to drink. I must have downed coolers of the stuff with a thirst that simply could not be quenched.
Doc said the lactic release drives your blood pressure down, too. Mine was so low I felt like a wind-up clock going through my last handful of ticks before it winds out completely.
Glad you recovered, too. That sepsis sh it is savage.
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Holy shitballs.
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That's nuts. Glad you (and your wife in particular) made a correct, key decision that night. Man.
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Re: Holy shitballs.
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In retrospect it has a distinct "That's the best I can do" coin flip feel to it. Literally a 50/50 choice made while half asleep, in the dark. That's pretty damm scary.
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This post sounds very familiar.
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I did time in the hospital this past May with sepsis. First night in a hospital bed since I was 5yo.
Chills are the first symptom. I got them one night out of nowhere and they disappeared. Was sleepy mainly the next day. But I literally could not stay awake. Took temp and it was 103 and I literally did not feel like I had fever. Was freaky.
Mine was a cyst that was infected. They cut it out/surgery leaving a hole you could stick a golf ball in. Took 2 months to heal up.
Docs said I was lucky to catch it basically in the first day. Another day or so and I would have been in the ICU or worse. Luckily I had that cyst lanced earlier and doc said if I got any fever to go straight to the ER. When I saw the fever I was at the ER 20 minutes later. I waited about 5 minutes at the ER and was rushed back.
Blood was all messed up. Anemic. Blood was thin. BP was high. Heart was in tachycardia. Platelets were low and too large. Monocytes were oddly normal and should have been high. They swore I was diabetic. Sugars were normal. A1C was 5.6.
Glad you caught it early too. A lot of sepsis going around these days for some odd reason. There is a reason. The doc said mine was obviously the cyst. But not having diabetes or some other condition they had no clue how I got it either. Said it just happens sometimes, mostly to diabetics. Mine was a common fecal bacteria that is nasty when it's not in your digestive tract.
Had I not had that cyst and the instructions to go to the ER I too would have just stayed at home as I did not feel bad enough to normally go to an ER.
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I’m pretty certain - sticking
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golf balls in your holes is nothing new for you ?
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Have you ever seen the back side of your
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Left nut, from the inside? It ain't pretty.
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Re: This post sounds very familiar.
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>First night in a hospital bed since I was 5yo.
Same here. No diabetes, no prior conditions, nothing other than normal heath all my life. Then overnight on death's doorstep. That is terrifying. Glad you made it too. One simply expects warning signs of some sort, or at least I did. Some dramatic moment to herald the event. But nothing. That's the scariest part of all.
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I feel like Crump needs to make a "sepsis survivor" ribbon badge***
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Re: I feel like Crump needs to make a "sepsis survivor" ribbon badge***
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Turns out there are a lot of us. More than I expected. Makes you wonder what's going on in the environment and all. I always heard you'll most likely go from heart disease, cancer, or diabetes. Maybe there's a new kid on the block.
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Based on lunge knowledge, I suspect poor hygiene.***
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I never pressed the ER doc or the urologist about it
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But they were clearly mystified. Blood work was all out of whack. They insisted I was on Plavix or some blood thinners. NONE. They insisted I had diabetes. NONE. They gave me some shot in my stomach to prevent clots. This only happens to 70+yo people, and usually with diabetes. A healthy 46yo with no diabetes getting this was very rare, so I was told.
I'm not sure the doctors knew, but I highly suspect they know the reason. If I know it, they know it. But no one wants to talk about it, so I won't either.
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Re: I never pressed the ER doc or the urologist about it
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Yeah they gave me the heparin blood thinning shot to the stomach. Said it was protocol to avoid conflict with anything else they gave me that might cause clots, but I'm not 70, so who knows.
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no kidding...is this some epidemic we're not hearing about?
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there's like 3 out of the 50 people who post on here that have had it in the last year? Eeek.
I thought this was something you get from like swimming in a bacteria-laden swamp for a month or something.
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Chills and uncontrollable sleep was all I had.
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I just happened to decide to take my temp because I couldn't stay awake even 10 minutes. Normally I get chills with a temperature, feel achy, barf, whatever. A 103 temp is miserable, normally. I was just sleepy.
Once they pumped me full of 5 bags of saline and about as many bags of antibiotics fever was gone and I felt fine. Urologist came in, peeked at the cyst, and said "That's got to come out". I said ok, and 3 hours later I was out of surgery. Went home the next day with 6+ FEET of gauze tape packed in the wound. That had to be replaced every day for almost 2 months.
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GLAD you survived ….. let this be a lesson to us.***
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Re: how was the Chinese food?
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I'm still kinda pizzed I didn't even get to smell my California Roll or tempura. And what kind of hospital doesn't have a sushi bar?
Maybe the Mrs. hid it in the back of the fridge for me to eat later.
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OMG. Nothing to add but my thanks you are still with us.
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Now get on to the next history lesson!
Glad to have you here, seriously.
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Re: OMG. Nothing to add but my thanks you are still with us.
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There were a couple of occasions where I thought "Oh, some nice time to read" since I'm lying here, doing nothing anyway, with IV's in both arms.
But when you are too weak and sick to even read, that's a bad spot. Were it not for Rod Serling I might have gone insane from boredom. I felt a little like Burgess Meredith.
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I'm really glad to hear you caught it and are OK now.
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That's why I feel OK about sharing this with you...
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https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE
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Re: I'm really glad to hear you caught it and are OK now.
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Pretty sure I dreamed that video a few times in my hallucagenic phase. Those guys seem VERY familiar to me!
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Hey, uh, awesome news. I would wear that proudly and
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tell EVERYONE how you stared death in the face and won. The story can get crazier over the years, but keep telling it.
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Glad the symptoms were so out of left field for you that you didn't take a chance, nor your wife. I'll definitely remember this! Thanks for the PSA (not prostate, morans!)!
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Re: Hey, uh, awesome news. I would wear that proudly and
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I used to rely on "fish that got away" stories to impress the ladies, but I'm upping my game with "Hey babe, did I ever tell you about the time I almost died in the hospital?" That's like catnip to a chic at a bar.
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That's ........I don't know what to say.
Welcome back!
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anyhooo, glad you are ok
on a threadjack note, in my mind this is why the next big pandemic will be of our own making from antibiotic overuse. when we get a super resistant pneumococcus or other common bacteria, antibiotics may not help people in your recent situation, and unfortunately, there aint "new antibotics" in the pipeline right now. Going to be our own doing from overprescribing (don't get me started on the telemedicine craze)
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I read somewhere there are researchers going back to
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see if the middle ages medical balms that were used for infections might be usable now in some form to address the fact that anti-biotics are so easily adapted around by bugs.
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So you had the covid vaccine, huh?
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Re: So you had the covid vaccine, huh?
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That one might send me back to the hospital with a busted spleen from laughing so hard. I'll just say that I spoke with a lot of nurses on a lot of topics and they had pretty strong opinions on covid-deniers. Mostly just sad and tragic stories. I guess when you see it every day and the impact it has on both individuals and families it colors your opinion pretty significantly on the matter. One nurse said:
"I told this patient 'I'm not political but since you are, tell me what kind of Covid you have - Republican or Democratic? I'm an independent but I just need you tell me the political leaning of your disease so I can treat it...because whether its R or D, you've got Covid."
I was on a half-covid floor and saw them walking by the door non-stop, all day, all geared out, dealing with covid victims. Mad respect for the medical community. Those folks are trojans.
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Re: So you had the covid vaccine, huh?
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Jan 6, 2023, 11:21 AM
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Ha, good, you fell for the ruse. Really they were hoping you would die so they could say you had COVID and the government would give them a bunch of money muhuhahahahaha
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that's wild man
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Jan 6, 2023, 9:44 AM
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also wild so many of y'all have had similar issues.
so chills, super tired, fever = ER. got it.
I'm not exactly a poster boy for cleanliness nor am I any sort of germaphobe. Prolly need to grow up a bit in that regard.
I had a gnarly splinter in my hand. whipped out my knife, dug it out, doused open wound in alcohol, called it good haha. prolly dumb.
when you say scratch...like, a legit just scratch from messing around? did you swim in a lake or anything to get it infected? you shoveling #### on the farm or something?
glad you're ok man. can't wait for the history of infections posts to come.
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Re: that's wild man
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>so chills, super tired, fever = ER.
That would be the PSA in a nutshell, yeah. I've been plenty tired before, and had lots of fevers, but the chills were the giveaway something real bad was up this time.
The scary part was that my lifestyle was as normal as could be. I wasn't shoveling the Yuletide Manure Pile, or even swimming in sewage to ring in the New Year. And no more #### seggs than the usual none. Just normal life stuff.
>can't wait for the history of infections posts
Now you're talking!
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do you at least remember getting the cut
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Jan 6, 2023, 1:20 PM
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or scrape that got infected? was it ever kind of noticably infected?
like dang my leg's kinda red. lemme dump some peroxide on it?
b/c that's what I do
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Re: do you at least remember getting the cut
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It might not have even been a cut. Doc thought it could have even been a crack in dry skin on the bottom of my feet. But I wear shoes and socks except when I'm sleeping, and certainly in the winter, so just one big mystery. My only physical signs were a little redness on the foot and lower leg.
Bottom line is some crack or cut, somewhere on my entire body, let that little monster in. Maybe I was overtired from the holidays, maybe the cold weather pushed my immune system down, or maybe it was just one tough bas*** to kill, but the defenses that normally would have killed it and protected me didn't. And then it somehow got from the skin into the blood.
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This is what gayness will get you***
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You really are the Fordtunate Son® - glad you get to hang
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Jan 6, 2023, 3:21 PM
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around for a few more (fill in measurement of time here).
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Re: You really are the Fordtunate Son® - glad you get to hang
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I feel like I'm sort of an Ancient Mariner now, doomed to walk the earth giving PSA warnings to others about the life-threatening dangers of scratching their butts and balls.
Red skies at night, sailors delight. Red skin or scar, prepare for the ER!
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If it itches I'm going to scratch.
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Jan 7, 2023, 4:30 PM
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I'll sneak a scratch in church if that's where it itches. You're on my prayer list, tell your precious wife that she isn't praying alone.
I got you coupled with another lunger, Ineligible user so I can remember the heathen easier. I may have to promote you two closer to the top.
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Re: If it itches I'm going to scratch.
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Jan 7, 2023, 8:15 PM
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>so I can remember the heathen easier.
Trying to put me back in the hospital with cramps of laughter? ">
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I've never forgotten who I am nor what I was.
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Jan 7, 2023, 8:26 PM
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Actually, you behave better than me but still, I couldn't resist poking at you. I'm delighted you survived your skirmish with death.
Did it scare the hell out of you, yet?
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Re: Back from the dead. Well, kinda
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Did you get to peak down the corridor and see what's behind "the light"?
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Re: Back from the dead. Well, kinda
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It’s hard to beat good hospital care.
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###. My daughter (15) woke up Tue morning, came in our room
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Jan 8, 2023, 9:58 PM
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And said look at my foot/leg. She had a red streak running up from her toes to the shin. I said hmm that can't be good. I drove by the foot doctor first thing and showed them a pic and they said go get your daughter now. Doc came in and said uhhh when did this happen? Told him literally over night. He stated this isn't good at all and took blood work to check blood cell counts. Also said were close to being in the ER and these things can be life threatening. He drew a line around the red streak and told us if the red passed a certain spot call them and head to Fairfax Hospital. Put her on antibiotics and things quickly changed for the better, believe the last follow up us Tue.
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Re: ###. My daughter (15) woke up Tue morning, came in our room
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Glad you guys jumped on it. I was reading that if it advances into septic shock, which is when your blood pressure is so low it cant's supply your organs completely, every hour delay in getting antibiotics is a 10% increase in the chance of death. Easy math says 10 hours = 100%, so not really something you want to try to "sleep off."
Mrs. Fordt has even had minor bouts from simple clinic injections. Twice now in the past few years she has woken up the day after a flu shot or vaccine and found streaking in her arm from the injection spot. So glad your family is safe!
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