We only go to 1-2 Basketball games a year and we and we barely make it in time from work, so I usually drop Mrs ALLweatherfan and ALLweatherfan Jr off at Littlejohn and then I can take a more leisurely stroll to the game from Lot 6 instead of giving myself a heart attack trying to jog. I usually overdramatize my text to them about my sacrifice in letting them off while I have a hike. Tonight, I employed ChatGPT to have a greater flare…
Me: Make my long journey on foot from the parking lot to Littlejohn Coliseum sound like something in Shakespeare
ChatGPT: From distant chariot's halt, thine humble sojourn unfolds, as footfalls grace the paved path leading to the sacred halls of Littlejohn Coliseum. 'Neath the expansive sky, thy pilgrimage commences, and verily, the echoes of each step resonate in the hallowed precincts, as if the very ground doth sing a sonnet in homage to thy passage.