As much as I'd like to beat the brakes off of the elephants, conversations with the chickens would be much more interesting if we win by leading Bama for the whole game & end it with them missing an 18 yard field goal as time expires. If we win big, they'll say crap like "well you couldn't beat the Patriots!" If we produce scientific proof that we could beat the Patriots, the chickens will say "well . . . you couldn't beat the '72 Dolphins!" Since we'll be in a logic-free, no-win situation with them, I'd just as soon hear their excuses for why Alabama is better and then respond with "2017 National Champions." Mic drop.