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All-In [34823]
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A teacher friend of Mumbette's needs to get a fifth of
Feb 26, 2016, 12:18 PM
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Blanton's for a wedding present in a couple of weeks. I have been all over Greenville, thinking someone would have some. The dang distillery is limiting release in SC, I come to find out in my travels.
Here's the weird thing, I'm going to Iowa City Sunday, and I called the liquor store I use out there, and they've got it. No problem. I'm going to get it out there, and mail it back for her. Any ideas on packing materials/methods?
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osf or celtic would be my 1st guess***
Feb 26, 2016, 12:19 PM
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Not sure that is legal, so mark package 'Not Liquor'.***
Feb 26, 2016, 12:20 PM
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I think the best way to keep people from messing with it too
Feb 26, 2016, 12:23 PM
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much would be to label it "Explosive".
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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or "Gently used, but unwashed butt plugs"***
Feb 26, 2016, 12:26 PM
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One of the best in the business, I might add.***
Feb 26, 2016, 4:36 PM
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CU Medallion [54045]
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I've been smuggling a fifth in my anus since Notre Dame!
Feb 26, 2016, 12:28 PM
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I just need someone to get it out.
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That Blanton's bottle would hurt.
Feb 26, 2016, 12:33 PM
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Eagle Rare might not be too bad.
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CU Medallion [54045]
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Won't hurt me at all.
Feb 26, 2016, 12:34 PM
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Are the ladies ready to butt chug?
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What beam said, and make sure it's packed tight. I use.....
Feb 26, 2016, 1:20 PM
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USPS instead and don't tell them what's in the package.
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why can't you just put it in your checked bag
Feb 26, 2016, 1:15 PM
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on the return trip from Iowa City?
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TSA are a bunch of thieving assholians.***
Feb 26, 2016, 1:35 PM
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The real question in all of this is why are you
Feb 26, 2016, 1:43 PM
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running errands for you wife's friend?
Oh and pics?
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Mumbette is the anti-wife (pig).
Feb 26, 2016, 2:11 PM
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You haven't been keeping up, Mr. Soze.
Mumbette is my girlfriend (pictured, at upper left). I am freely owning up to far outkicking my coverage.
And to answer your original question, all of us were out Wednesday night, and I thought it would be a snap to find some Blanton's. The little ghetto liquor store up the street usually has it, fergawdsakes, but noooo, it's on limited distribution from the distillery now. So my task has become more complicated.
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5,1,4,2,3***
Feb 26, 2016, 3:28 PM
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Not sure of your numbering legend.
Feb 26, 2016, 3:32 PM
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mumbette, mrs b, man hands, brunette, other***
Feb 26, 2016, 4:03 PM
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Re: 5,1,4,2,3***
Feb 26, 2016, 3:40 PM
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The blonde in the blue top next to Mumbette is gorgeous and of course has two gorgeous daughters (pig attached).
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HORRY SHEAAAAAT
Feb 26, 2016, 3:43 PM
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they look high maintenance
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Heisman Winner [105934]
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1,3,2. I bet 3 thinks she is a princess
Feb 26, 2016, 3:45 PM
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but will let you attack the poop chute after dinner and drinks.
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All-In [34823]
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Nope, they're all sweet as sugar.
Feb 26, 2016, 3:46 PM
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No. 1 is a model in Miami.
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Heisman Winner [105934]
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How many models do you know? Also,
Feb 26, 2016, 3:46 PM
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#### you, man....not really but dayum.
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All-In [34823]
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I dunno, I never counted.
Feb 26, 2016, 3:49 PM
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Also, Mumbette's 17 year old daughter has just signed with an agency in some sort of exploratory deal.
You treat 'em just like any other other gal, and they seem to respect that. Or I've just been lucky.
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Heisman Winner [105934]
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I have one model friend. He was our starting DE in HS
Feb 26, 2016, 4:07 PM
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and I was his backup. We also both started in the OF in baseball. He played ball at Wingate and is a Fire Fighter and Male Model. I think you win this round.
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All-In [34823]
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Lulz.
Feb 26, 2016, 4:25 PM
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You're young yet.
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All-In [34823]
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I don't think that is a very exclusive club.
Feb 26, 2016, 4:05 PM
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As beautiful as they are, it's like honey and flies. Or potato salad and flies.
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You're dating Dong's MIL?***
Feb 26, 2016, 4:08 PM
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I think I am now confused.
Feb 26, 2016, 4:26 PM
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But am gonna have a great weekend at the lake with Mumbette, that I know fer sher.
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Re: A teacher friend of Mumbette's needs to get a fifth of
Feb 26, 2016, 2:13 PM
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Teachers buying alcohol? The horror!
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