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Heisman Winner [138549]
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Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.
May 4, 2016, 9:05 AM
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Any pointless garbage I order on Amazon that truly says "I love you, and no, this wasn't thought of and ordered last minute" can still be here by Friday.
GO.
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All-In [46961]
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IFL***
May 4, 2016, 9:06 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75940]
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Don't bother her about sex for one weekend?
May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM
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I mean really, your asking probably only leaves you both frustrated.
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Heisman Winner [138549]
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She'd really appreciate that.
May 4, 2016, 9:08 AM
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But it's reflex, at this point. It's like Tourette's.
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Oculus Spirit [75940]
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Okay, new plan. Saturday night, get her really, really,
May 4, 2016, 9:12 AM
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really, drunk. Then you wake up early and disappear with the kids. Maybe ransack the house a little so it looks like you've all run off. Stay gone and off the grid until dinner time. She'll have a full day to her self.
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Oculus Spirit [81586]
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And ITB party at pound town?
May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM
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What woman doesn't like that?
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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####***
May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM
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Heisman Winner [138549]
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spelled alan rong.***
May 4, 2016, 9:11 AM
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Check again***
May 4, 2016, 9:19 AM
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Legend [18278]
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Re: Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.
May 4, 2016, 9:09 AM
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Glassybaby.com
They are beautiful, reasonably priced and they give a portion of every sale to charity.
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Orange Blooded [3311]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Suction ##### and BBC ####.***
May 4, 2016, 9:13 AM
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Heisman Winner [138549]
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Those Brits really know their ####.
May 4, 2016, 9:15 AM
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OHHHHHHHHH. Right.
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is this real life?***
May 4, 2016, 9:31 AM
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Legend [17753]
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I got my wife football season tickets!!***
May 4, 2016, 9:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Divorce papers?***
May 4, 2016, 9:23 AM
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I'm assuming she's not your mother. Have you considered
May 4, 2016, 9:26 AM
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just letting your little crusty moufed snot nosed bratty free loading kids do one farking thing for themselves and put their lives as barnacles on hold long enough to buy something thoughtful for the bichy woman that bawces them around all the time?
HUH?
Time to grow 'em up, son!
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Heisman Winner [106165]
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I am taking this approach and DaughterofGreenr wants to
May 4, 2016, 9:30 AM
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get WifeofGreenr a bikini from WalMart. Looks like a rebel flag bikini is going to make its debut this year.
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Heisman Winner [106165]
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SonofGreenr wants to get her a tattoo.***
May 4, 2016, 9:42 AM
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You may want to start considering private school***
May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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How's she going to show off her lower back tattoo with this***
May 4, 2016, 9:34 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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I just assumed it would ride up, kind of like this
May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM
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CU Guru [1596]
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First get a box...then put somebody elses deeck in the box.***
May 4, 2016, 9:33 AM
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CU Medallion [60282]
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a card and flowers
May 4, 2016, 9:34 AM
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women love flowers for some reason.
And cards. One with a long poem in it. And frilly lace paper. The sappier, the better it seems.
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Heisman Winner [106165]
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gross
May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM
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-WifeofGreenr
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All-In [38925]
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^^^edzachery
May 4, 2016, 9:49 AM
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am I married to you?
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Heisman Winner [106165]
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Probably not.....at least I hope not. If so, I just want
May 4, 2016, 9:50 AM
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you to know MOST OF THE SHIIT I SAY ON THE JOUNGE IS JUST A JOKE.
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Re: Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.
May 4, 2016, 9:48 AM
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Lot o points [163017]
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Day at the spa gift card
May 4, 2016, 10:14 AM
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or not.
Some flowery plant she can plant. My wife loves azaleas.
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YEAH! Like Tulips. Let her plant tulips.***
May 4, 2016, 10:15 AM
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Re: You can always remind her of what was with this......
May 4, 2016, 10:29 AM
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I also know of some good divorce attorneys for afterwards.
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Legend [18278]
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Another serious suggestion
May 4, 2016, 11:12 AM
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Print this out on fancy paper and frame it-
"And Because Love Battles by Pablo Neruda"
poet Pablo Neruda #5 on top 500 poets Poet's PagePoemsQuotesCommentsStatsE-BooksBiographyVideosShare on FacebookShare on Twitter Poems by Pablo Neruda : 11 / 145 « prev. poem next poem » And Because Love Battles - Poem by Pablo Neruda And because love battles not only in its burning agricultures but also in the mouth of men and women, I will finish off by taking the path away to those who between my chest and your fragrance want to interpose their obscure plant.
About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you.
I lived in the prairies before I got to know you and I did not wait love but I was laying in wait for and I jumped on the rose.
What more can they tell you? I am neither good nor bad but a man, and they will then associate the danger of my life, which you know and which with your passion you shared.
And good, this danger is danger of love, of complete love for all life, for all lives, and if this love brings us the death and the prisons, I am sure that your big eyes, as when I kiss them, will then close with pride, into double pride, love, with your pride and my pride.
But to my ears they will come before to wear down the tour of the sweet and hard love which binds us, and they will say: “The one you love, is not a woman for you, Why do you love her? I think you could find one more beautiful, more serious, more deep, more other, you understand me, look how she’s light, and what a head she has, and look at how she dresses, and etcetera and etcetera”.
And I in these lines say: Like this I want you, love, love, Like this I love you, as you dress and how your hair lifts up and how your mouth smiles, light as the water of the spring upon the pure stones, Like this I love you, beloved.
To bread I do not ask to teach me but only not to lack during every day of life. I don’t know anything about light, from where it comes nor where it goes, I only want the light to light up, I do not ask to the night explanations, I wait for it and it envelops me, And so you, bread and light And shadow are.
You came to my life with what you were bringing, made of light and bread and shadow I expected you, and Like this I need you, Like this I love you, and to those who want to hear tomorrow that which I will not tell them, let them read it here, and let them back off today because it is early for these arguments.
Tomorrow we will only give them a leaf of the tree of our love, a leaf which will fall on the earth like if it had been made by our lips like a kiss which falls from our invincible heights to show the fire and the tenderness of a true love.
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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since she isn't your mother give her a roundtrip ticket
May 4, 2016, 11:12 AM
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to poundtown.
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dip kids hands in paint
May 4, 2016, 11:16 AM
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make hand prints on card.
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Winner! I will be doing this with the baby this year.***
May 4, 2016, 1:12 PM
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All-In [40386]
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see those toes in the pig?
May 4, 2016, 1:20 PM
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Not mine, I got mother in law to help.
I get credit for the idea and delivery and none of the mess.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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I agree with the spa and flowers guys above. ******
May 4, 2016, 5:39 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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a card that says you are my wife not my mother***
May 4, 2016, 5:44 PM
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All-TigerNet [11021]
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3lb glass buttplug.***
May 5, 2016, 7:49 AM
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