I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger. I wanna beat yids every week, Chase 'em up and down the streets. Here's to the girl who I love best, Every night I suck her breasts. Shag her standing, Shag her lying, If she had wings, I'd shag her flying. Now shes dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, Sh*g her rotten.
Oooooooooh... Chelsea Oooooooooh... Chelsea I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, for the Cheeeeelsea...