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Heisman Winner [136738]
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If I ever get remarried again; I'm going to change my handle
Feb 24, 2016, 2:01 PM
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to: HerfavOrange and my new wife's name will be HisfavOrange and we if have a kid; it's name will be TheirfavOrange. What do you all think?
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Oculus Spirit [97151]
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Wait, your new wife will be a
Feb 24, 2016, 2:04 PM
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him?
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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mofo's in the middle of a self-touching moment...
Feb 24, 2016, 2:06 PM
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and you're making jokes?
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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appears he has grown tired of self-touching
Feb 24, 2016, 2:34 PM
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hence he is about to marry again.
little does he know that wont fix that issue
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Heisman Winner [136738]
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Re: appears he has grown tired of self-touching
Feb 24, 2016, 2:57 PM
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I learned that lesson during my first marriage. Getting married does not help in that area.
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110%er [7657]
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It's supposed to MFO. You obviously, and painfully, learned
Feb 24, 2016, 6:48 PM
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that if it doesn't help in that area, you did it wrong.
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All-In [26332]
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He touched himself wrong? I'm confused....***
Feb 24, 2016, 7:07 PM
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Re: He touched himself wrong? I'm confused....***
Feb 24, 2016, 8:01 PM
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just T3 being T3. She has a wonderful sense of humor. Honestly
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Heisman Winner [136738]
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Re: It's supposed to MFO. You obviously, and painfully, learned
Feb 24, 2016, 7:55 PM
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I had a hard time giving you a TU T3. I tried hard but she has a huge problem with infidelity. once caught, it was no fun to her and mother instinct never kicked in with her. That's why I'm spending more than I have to be with my son. All she wants is $.
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110%er [7657]
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When I said you did it wrong, I meant you married wrong.
Feb 24, 2016, 8:13 PM
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It's hard to get touching yourself wrong. But marrying wrong ??? It happens.
IOW ... You married wrong.
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Re: When I said you did it wrong, I meant you married wrong.
Feb 25, 2016, 8:46 AM
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You are 100% correct on that!!! If I had to guess, on the love end, I'm going to come out way better when it is all said and done!
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Re: Self touching
Feb 24, 2016, 7:59 PM
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that's pretty good. TU
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pigs of new wife
Feb 24, 2016, 2:04 PM
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in case dsp wants to change handle to dsphadsechualrelationswithmofosfavoriteorageagain.
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All-In [30979]
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Beeches don't like being labeled
Feb 24, 2016, 2:09 PM
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I recommend you go full asian.. right off the boat.
And no Japanese, Koreans, or Chinese. . They too Americanized.
You got to go to Cambodia, Vietnam , or thailand... further in the jungle the better.
I cancel your cable. Oprah Phil will wreck your woman filling her with crazy ideas of equality.
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Orange Blooded [2111]
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you might have a lot of handles to deal with
Feb 24, 2016, 2:18 PM
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so you might not be on the boreds that much.
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Re: you might have a lot of handles to deal with
Feb 24, 2016, 2:22 PM
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and cancel her subscription to Cosmopolitan too; right?
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Ah daaang. It makes sense now.
Feb 24, 2016, 2:31 PM
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Why the heck would you let your wife read. ..or even marry a woman who can read?
That one is on you. The only thing a woman needs to read is the label on the bottle of beer she brings you. If she too di mb she'll be bringing you bottles of soy suace and ####.
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Re: Ah daaang. It makes sense now.
Feb 24, 2016, 2:58 PM
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my new "flame" meets me at the door with a hug, a kiss and a beer. She's a keeper.
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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Stay Single
Feb 24, 2016, 2:26 PM
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Or after she goes your new name will by MyBrokeOrange
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Re: Stay Single
Feb 24, 2016, 2:59 PM
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Sounds to me that you may need that handle enlarged
Feb 24, 2016, 2:53 PM
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Nm
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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I think if you're asking these guys what to do
Feb 24, 2016, 6:27 PM
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in a new marriage,
it's in trouble already.
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Re: I think if you're asking these guys what to do
Feb 24, 2016, 7:51 PM
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do I need to give up?
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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did we give up after the Germans invaded...
Feb 24, 2016, 7:54 PM
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ah hail, I can't pull off Belushi,
and there ain't no sense in trying.
plug on my man -
it was God's initial plan, after all.
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Oculus Spirit [91428]
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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what ails you LBB....
Feb 24, 2016, 8:21 PM
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you don't cotton to the mind-numbingly, repetitively-OCD bashing of Brownell & Co. for some reason?
you might want to hold that to yourself -
there's standards we're keeping on TNET these days
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Aren't we talking about holding stuff yourself already ?***
Feb 25, 2016, 8:52 AM
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