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How not to be murdered by a cop
Jul 7, 2016, 4:40 PM
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Stay away from them
Don't be taller or bigger than them when talking to them.
Don't beg for your life, this only triggers their predatory instincts to finish you off
Make them feel special, call them sir and compliment their uniform.
Casually Mention(lie) that your dad was a cop for 40 years
Don't be poor, if you are poor, casually mention(lie) that you have a lawyer in the family.
Always apologize for bleeding on their uniform when getting beaten at a traffic stop, it shows you care.
If you suspect that the law enforcement officer is having a rough day, offer to let them vent their anger on your rib cage.
Have a safe word
Become one
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well as for that last one
Jul 7, 2016, 4:42 PM
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Black cop killed by white officer: Horror in East Harlem as off-duty rookie is shot pursuing suspect
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Heisman Winner [138957]
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And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
Jul 7, 2016, 4:44 PM
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But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
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Re: How not to be murdered by a cop
Jul 7, 2016, 4:46 PM
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Comply with orders. If they overreact or bring false charges sue the crap out of the city. Very simple.
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Re: How not to be murdered by a cop
Jul 7, 2016, 4:50 PM
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Complying with orders, as in, reaching for your ID when the cop says "hey, show me your ID"?
It's so simple!
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To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 4:56 PM
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mud, publishing their mugshot, and detailing the charges faced, when was the last time you saw a news station revisit someone's story detailing how the charges were dropped? Depending on the situation, your reputation is ruined.
Then you've got to go about finding a lawyer actually willing to sue, pay for them, spend months if not years fighting the battle, blah blah blah.
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Re: To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 5:26 PM
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those are private companies doing that. They scan the county mug shots, publish them, then extort you into taking them off the net. it has been legal since 2001.
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Re: To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 5:31 PM
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I know several folks who have dealt with this issue. They have no record, or their record has been expunged. But whatever is stored in the scraped database/cache of some random leech website is seen as a red flag.
The only thing worse than the websites are the companies and agencies that get suckered into using them...rather than using the actual source.
I.e. SLED background check is the authoritarian source for this kind of info in South Carolina, but I know people who have been questioned about charges that were dismissed 5 years prior, or about charges that are attributed to someone else with the same name. You're having to argue against the ignorance of the company/agency that's using some cheesy for-profit website.
Such is the webs, though.
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Re: To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 5:35 PM
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it is awful in florida. The same attorneies that get them off the web are in cahoots with the people publishing them. It is flat out extortion and costs up to 500 per incident, per company publishing them. Ex girlfriend got a DUI and had to pay 2 different companies off to have them removed.
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Re: To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 5:37 PM
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I had a simple possession charge back in '08 that STILL shows up once in a while. But I'm kind of at the point where I seriously cringe at the thought of working for a company who would question me about that.
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Re: To add to that, after dragging someones name through the
Jul 7, 2016, 5:39 PM
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much better to find a weed friendly job.
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Re: How not to be murdered by a cop
Jul 7, 2016, 5:01 PM
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Possibly you can blow him while you are on your knees taking orders.
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It's amazing none of us have been cop murdered***
Jul 7, 2016, 4:53 PM
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Re: It's amazing none of us have been cop murdered***
Jul 7, 2016, 4:55 PM
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It's almost as if most of us are middle to upper-middle class white guys who have limited encounters with cops due to the neighborhoods we live in. Or something like that.
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I have to drive through a couple of shady neighborhoods
Jul 7, 2016, 4:56 PM
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to get to my work. Never once been murdered by a cop.
I do have a a "white privilege" bumper sticker on the back of my luxury car (not a Lexus or Escalade), though.
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Geechie dissapeared under mysterious circumstances***
Jul 7, 2016, 4:56 PM
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Being old as #### isn't mysterious.
Jul 7, 2016, 4:57 PM
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Or is it?
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#oldpeopleslivesmatter***
Jul 7, 2016, 4:57 PM
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thanks***
Jul 7, 2016, 5:19 PM
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Maybe he got pulled for going 28 in a 55 with his blinker on
Jul 7, 2016, 4:59 PM
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and then he reached for his Stim-U-Dents in his glove box and the cop just shot him.
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Probably only got halfway through "Go All Police Tigers"***
Jul 7, 2016, 5:01 PM
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Re: How not to be murdered by a cop
Jul 7, 2016, 6:20 PM
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BTW, when properly rehearsed and perfectly executed, the "my dad was a cop for 40 years" line will get you out of a lot of ####. Just be prepared to back it up with a story of his service in a city far far away from where you get pulled over. I use Camden, it instantly gives them a law enforcement a woody, and I can talk about Camden for hours.
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Re: dont put in an order like this
Jul 7, 2016, 7:26 PM
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and those are the Vermont police
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I liked Dave Chapelle's version better..***
Jul 8, 2016, 11:24 AM
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