So I'll be offering personal protection services this weekend at Williams Brice. I have several time slots still available, but you need to act fast because reservations are filling up quickly.
Walk you from your parking spot to the Stadium $75.00 Offer private protection services at your tailgate. $300 per hour Ward off any potential assailants or particular individuals. $100 per punch taken or thrown. Restore your girlfriend/ wife's honor -Market Price
You will find me in lot five, here is a more recent pic. Do not be afraid to approach me, even though I look rather intimidating, as long as you are wearing Clemson Garb you do not have to worry about your safety in my presence at whatever particular location that may be.