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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 27, 2013, 9:08 PM
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Listen up! Holy crap....can you feel it??? Can you taste the acidic/metallic taste of blood in your mouth? It's almost here. Four years. I've listened to the mullets yuck it up for long enough. I drove down to Olympia this afternoon. I went to the local strip mall sports bar and found a fat slob with a mullet and a crustach. This disgusting pig was covered in wing sauce, outfitted in a #7 coot jersey, and smelled of b.o., cigarettes, and poop. I decided to spare her. Somebody tell Peppermint Patty how lucky she got.
So I drove past the crackhouses, the homeless, the gangbangers, and into the horseshoe. There I found a turd in seersucker. I took him. He needed a haircut. What the hell, does he think he's one of the Kennedys? I took his costas off of his croakies and smashed them. Junior made fun of his bowtie. Our plan was to shave him down (kind of a defeathering) but this kid didnt have a hair on his body.....what a freak.
I have him in the garage. He's in a coop with an actual fighting gamecock I got from Mexico. I've attached razors to both and I've put one bowl of corn in the cage.
Tonight, the strobelight will flicker all night. The music will blare, the screams of a boy being cut and pecked by a rooster will fill my garage like a beautiful symphony.
Tomorrow, we will remove his ears. Friday will indeed be black. I'm actually going to use a torch and cut his lips off so he will smile throughout the slaughter he will live to witness Saturday night. He will smile wide as tears of pain roll down his cheeks. Clowney will be a nonfactor. Shaw will not finish the game. Thompson will fill his pants with pudding and Spurrier will throw his visor in a drunken rage.
H#ll is coming to Columbia. Pergatory is in my garage. And my wife is getting a necklace for Christmas...made of that boy's thumb.
Buckle up. Tackle the dog. Punch your neighbor....run your car into a tree. We will be glorified in blood. Stand naked on your porch and howl at the moon Saturday night. The reckoning is coming.
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Orange Blooded [3082]
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Dang you scare me, but LOL ... Peppermint Patty! Priceless!
Nov 27, 2013, 9:11 PM
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Orange Blooded [2537]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 27, 2013, 9:23 PM
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AWESOME!!!
that is all & Go Tigers!
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110%er [6752]
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Delete this sadistic one Crump!***
Nov 27, 2013, 9:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [98537]
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Re: Delete this sadistic one Crump!***
Nov 27, 2013, 11:00 PM
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Not to mention this is his calling card...
Nov 28, 2013, 4:56 AM
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ever heard of a Sunday Sermon? Well this is BuzzPaw at his finest.
This is CtLiEgMeSrOsN reminding you to log on early and often and PAY ATTENTION!
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CU Medallion [59189]
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Of course - we look forward to it every week, and this
Nov 28, 2013, 9:16 AM
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week's is entirely appropriate. It's the coots for crying out loud!
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All-Conference [444]
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I don't understand why you treat these "people"
Nov 27, 2013, 9:29 PM
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as if they are human... Don't be fooled.
Message was edited by: 007stealth®
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Orange Blooded [2993]
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this is stupid and sick
Nov 27, 2013, 9:33 PM
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Stupid & sick
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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wah***
Nov 28, 2013, 8:59 AM
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Orange Blooded [3082]
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Relax Kids! This is a long standing joke. Unwad your panties***
Nov 27, 2013, 9:35 PM
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Legend [16207]
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Comeon! He's a coot. Why is he getting the royal treatment?
Nov 27, 2013, 9:35 PM
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Dang, you may as well send him out for a pedicure and hand him a mocha-fucka-latte. Gimme a better picture of a real Clemson beatdown. No more Mr. Niceguy!
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Oculus Spirit [94508]
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Deer Newbies to tnet,
Nov 27, 2013, 10:15 PM
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dig your thong out of you butt crack and hold your tongue until you figure out what's going on here.
Nobody is impressed with your attacks on the guys who put this place on the map.
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All-TigerNet [12648]
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I Reckon So!***
Nov 27, 2013, 10:31 PM
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 27, 2013, 11:30 PM
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> Listen up! Holy crap....can you feel it??? Can you > taste the acidic/metallic taste of blood in your > mouth? It's almost here. > Four years. I've listened to the mullets yuck it up > for long enough. > I drove down to Olympia this afternoon. I went to the > local strip mall sports bar and found a fat slob with > a mullet and a crustach. This disgusting pig was > covered in wing sauce, outfitted in a #7 coot jersey, > and smelled of b.o., cigarettes, and poop. I decided > to spare her. Somebody tell Peppermint Patty how > lucky she got. > > So I drove past the crackhouses, the homeless, the > gangbangers, and into the horseshoe. There I found a > turd in seersucker. I took him. > He needed a haircut. What the hell, does he think > he's one of the Kennedys? I took his costas off of > his croakies and smashed them. Junior made fun of his > bowtie. Our plan was to shave him down (kind of a > defeathering) but this kid didnt have a hair on his > body.....what a freak. > > I have him in the garage. He's in a coop with an > actual fighting gamecock I got from Mexico. I've > attached razors to both and I've put one bowl of corn > in the cage. > > Tonight, the strobelight will flicker all night. The > music will blare, the screams of a boy being cut and > pecked by a rooster will fill my garage like a > beautiful symphony. > > Tomorrow, we will remove his ears. Friday will indeed > be black. I'm actually going to use a torch and cut > his lips off so he will smile throughout the > slaughter he will live to witness Saturday night. He > will smile wide as tears of pain roll down his > cheeks. Clowney will be a nonfactor. Shaw will not > finish the game. Thompson will fill his pants with > pudding and Spurrier will throw his visor in a > drunken rage. > > H#ll is coming to Columbia. Pergatory is in my > garage. And my wife is getting a necklace for > Christmas...made of that boy's thumb. > > Buckle up. Tackle the dog. Punch your neighbor....run > your car into a tree. We will be glorified in blood. > Stand naked on your porch and howl at the moon > Saturday night. The reckoning is coming.
Haven't been here in a while... thought I would check back in during rivalry week. Now, I have a daughter who graduated in nursing from Clemson, bit I graduated from USC and live in Columbia. I like to check out Tigernet & Cockytalk so I'm familiar with both boards.
After reading this post, my thoughts... The orange fan base is continually bragging about their "class" and how they are so much classier than the garnet fan base. While there are certainly classless garnet fans out there, after reading this post (from a 99% rated member with 8000+ posts) and seeing positive comments from other posters... if this is the orange for "classier," I'll stay garnet.
Perhaps we should alert the Police to look for a naked man, covered in blood standing beside an injured dog and a wrecked car- howling at the moon. If they find more than one classy Tiger fan fitting that description, they need to check to see if the wife has a new thumb necklace.
Stay classy Tigers.
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 27, 2013, 11:34 PM
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We already found the one pissing on the side walk. Class!!!
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 28, 2013, 12:02 AM
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> We already found the one pissing on the side walk. > Class!!! This is classic (no pun intended)
See, I can agree that public urination is a classless act. One that the coach in question and garnet fans wish had never happened. And one act for which the coach has paid dearly.
On the other hand, your fellow Tiger speaks of torture, cutting ears off and burning lips with a blowtorch and yet you are silent. Given the chance to comment, you ignore it. By your silence are you supporting this kind of classlessness?
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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uh, how did wangus pay dearly ? those slaps on the wrist ?
Nov 28, 2013, 1:37 AM
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get real, guy. you had better check your daughters dna, i think she may belong to the mailman!
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Re: uh, how did wangus pay dearly ? those slaps on the wrist ?
Nov 28, 2013, 4:11 AM
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> Re: uh, how did wangus pay dearly? those slaps on the wrist? > get real, guy. you had better check your daughters > dna, i think she may belong to the mailman!
1) Don't know what you man by "slaps on the wrist" and I am not privy to the salaries of all the coaches, but in a time when other USC coaches have been handsomely rewarded for the team's recent success (i.e. Elliot's pay raised from $100,000's to around $300,000) Mangus' pay was frozen at around $175,000... no bonus or salary increase.
In an attempt to "get real, man"... I would say our quarterbacks have played at least as well as our O line, so if Mangus lost a potential $100,000 or so per year for a nuisance conduct charge, I would say that's paying dearly.
2) Thanks for the classy Clemson response questioning the faithfulness of my wife. We've been married 37+ years and I'm pretty certain that all three of my children are really mine.
I'm sure my Clemson graduate daughter could help me with a classy, witty retort about your family ancestry or such if she were not unavailable due to being a career missionary on another continent.
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All-In [30570]
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I would hate to have my salary frozen at $175,000.***
Nov 28, 2013, 9:01 AM
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110%er [8133]
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Please have my salary frozen at $175,000. I'll suffer***
Nov 29, 2013, 11:24 PM
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Re: uh, how did wangus pay dearly ? those slaps on the wrist ?
Nov 29, 2013, 9:55 PM
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> get real, guy. you had better check your daughters > dna, i think she may belong to the mailman!
From a story originally posted Monday, February 20, 2012 at 1:52 by Matthew Connolly
"South Carolina quarterbacks coach G.A. Mangus was arrested in Greenville in late July on a nuisance conduct charge. Despite paying a $470 fine, receiving a one week suspension and being docked more than $14,000 in salary, he’s still suffering consequences for his actions.
Last week USC announced raises for assistant coaches Shawn Elliott (offensive line/running game coordinator), Brad Lawing (defensive line) and Steve Spurrier Jr. (wide receivers/recruiting coordinator). Each coach had his salary bumped to $300,000 with Elliott getting the biggest boost, jumping from $115,000.
The only returning coach who didn’t have his salary boosted to $300,000 was Mangus, who is not eligible for raises because of his arrest. Mangus currently makes $175,000 per year, meaning that because of his arrest he potentially missed out on $125,000. His night out in Greenville has certainly proved to be costly."
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110%er [8133]
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Cry me a river. He is lucky to have kept his job.***
Nov 29, 2013, 11:23 PM
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All-TigerNet [10389]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 28, 2013, 3:50 AM
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You necks are indeed the dumbest fan base in America. This is why you need to stay over on your own board. As the guy on the commercial says: "They don't get it."
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Uh!!!!!!!!
Nov 28, 2013, 8:02 AM
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Orange Blooded [2115]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
Nov 28, 2013, 9:25 AM
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Been waiting for this all week!
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CU Guru [1374]
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BuzzPaw has been doing this for a while guys.
Nov 29, 2013, 11:09 PM
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He does it for pretty much every opponent.
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110%er [8133]
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Which is all the more reason he needs prof. help. soon
Nov 29, 2013, 11:18 PM
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He scares me. I am assuming he is a he.
GO TIGERS!!!
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