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Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.
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Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.


May 4, 2016, 9:05 AM

Any pointless garbage I order on Amazon that truly says "I love you, and no, this wasn't thought of and ordered last minute" can still be here by Friday.

GO.

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IFL***


May 4, 2016, 9:06 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Don't bother her about sex for one weekend?


May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM

I mean really, your asking probably only leaves you both frustrated.

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She'd really appreciate that.


May 4, 2016, 9:08 AM

But it's reflex, at this point. It's like Tourette's.

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Okay, new plan. Saturday night, get her really, really,


May 4, 2016, 9:12 AM

really, drunk. Then you wake up early and disappear with the kids. Maybe ransack the house a little so it looks like you've all run off. Stay gone and off the grid until dinner time. She'll have a full day to her self.

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And ITB party at pound town?


May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM

What woman doesn't like that?

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####***


May 4, 2016, 9:07 AM



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spelled alan rong.***


May 4, 2016, 9:11 AM



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Check again***


May 4, 2016, 9:19 AM



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Re: Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.


May 4, 2016, 9:09 AM

Glassybaby.com

They are beautiful, reasonably priced and they give a portion of every sale to charity.

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Re: Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.


May 4, 2016, 9:10 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Farting-Butt--Pillow/dp/B00Y1WDB6S/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1462367343&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=stupid+gifts

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TIGER BALLS.


Suction ##### and BBC ####.***


May 4, 2016, 9:13 AM



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Those Brits really know their ####.


May 4, 2016, 9:15 AM

OHHHHHHHHH. Right.

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Mom Tervis Tumbler


May 4, 2016, 9:14 AM

http://www.tervis.com/hallmark-mom-flower-emblem-1037142M.html

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is this real life?***


May 4, 2016, 9:31 AM



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Since I asked this same question


May 4, 2016, 9:14 AM

And nobody answered seriously,

My wife loves these so I got her one for MD.

http://www.willowtree.com/Products/901002000,default,sc.html

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I like your funny words magic man


I got my wife football season tickets!!***


May 4, 2016, 9:23 AM



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#ACCFTS


Divorce papers?***


May 4, 2016, 9:23 AM



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I'm assuming she's not your mother. Have you considered


May 4, 2016, 9:26 AM

just letting your little crusty moufed snot nosed bratty free loading kids do one farking thing for themselves and put their lives as barnacles on hold long enough to buy something thoughtful for the bichy woman that bawces them around all the time?

HUH?

Time to grow 'em up, son!

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I am taking this approach and DaughterofGreenr wants to


May 4, 2016, 9:30 AM

get WifeofGreenr a bikini from WalMart. Looks like a rebel flag bikini is going to make its debut this year.

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SonofGreenr wants to get her a tattoo.***


May 4, 2016, 9:42 AM



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You may want to start considering private school***


May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM



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Women love clothing, here's something good


May 4, 2016, 9:29 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Atw-Teepublic-Female-Triblend-T-Shirt/dp/B01E3H4TGQ?ie=UTF8&keywords=talk%20shit%20get%20bit&qid=1462368523&ref_=sr_1_3&sr=8-3

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How's she going to show off her lower back tattoo with this***


May 4, 2016, 9:34 AM



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I just assumed it would ride up, kind of like this


May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM

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First get a box...then put somebody elses deeck in the box.***


May 4, 2016, 9:33 AM



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a card and flowers


May 4, 2016, 9:34 AM

women love flowers for some reason.

And cards. One with a long poem in it. And frilly lace paper. The sappier, the better it seems.

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gross


May 4, 2016, 9:43 AM

-WifeofGreenr

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^^^edzachery


May 4, 2016, 9:49 AM

am I married to you?

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Probably not.....at least I hope not. If so, I just want


May 4, 2016, 9:50 AM

you to know MOST OF THE SHIIT I SAY ON THE JOUNGE IS JUST A JOKE.

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Re: Seriously, give me some Mother's Day gift ideas for 19She.


May 4, 2016, 9:48 AM









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Day at the spa gift card


May 4, 2016, 10:14 AM

or not.

Some flowery plant she can plant. My wife loves azaleas.

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YEAH! Like Tulips. Let her plant tulips.***


May 4, 2016, 10:15 AM



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Re: You can always remind her of what was with this......


May 4, 2016, 10:29 AM

I also know of some good divorce attorneys for afterwards.

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Screw Calford.


Another serious suggestion


May 4, 2016, 11:12 AM

Print this out on fancy paper and frame it-

"And Because Love Battles by Pablo Neruda"

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And Because Love Battles - Poem by Pablo Neruda
And because love battles
not only in its burning agricultures
but also in the mouth of men and women,
I will finish off by taking the path away
to those who between my chest and your fragrance
want to interpose their obscure plant.

About me, nothing worse
they will tell you, my love,
than what I told you.

I lived in the prairies
before I got to know you
and I did not wait love but I was
laying in wait for and I jumped on the rose.

What more can they tell you?
I am neither good nor bad but a man,
and they will then associate the danger
of my life, which you know
and which with your passion you shared.

And good, this danger
is danger of love, of complete love
for all life,
for all lives,
and if this love brings us
the death and the prisons,
I am sure that your big eyes,
as when I kiss them,
will then close with pride,
into double pride, love,
with your pride and my pride.

But to my ears they will come before
to wear down the tour
of the sweet and hard love which binds us,
and they will say: “The one
you love,
is not a woman for you,
Why do you love her? I think
you could find one more beautiful,
more serious, more deep,
more other, you understand me, look how she’s light,
and what a head she has,
and look at how she dresses,
and etcetera and etcetera”.

And I in these lines say:
Like this I want you, love,
love, Like this I love you,
as you dress
and how your hair lifts up
and how your mouth smiles,
light as the water
of the spring upon the pure stones,
Like this I love you, beloved.

To bread I do not ask to teach me
but only not to lack during every day of life.
I don’t know anything about light, from where
it comes nor where it goes,
I only want the light to light up,
I do not ask to the night
explanations,
I wait for it and it envelops me,
And so you, bread and light
And shadow are.

You came to my life
with what you were bringing,
made
of light and bread and shadow I expected you,
and Like this I need you,
Like this I love you,
and to those who want to hear tomorrow
that which I will not tell them, let them read it here,
and let them back off today because it is early
for these arguments.

Tomorrow we will only give them
a leaf of the tree of our love, a leaf
which will fall on the earth
like if it had been made by our lips
like a kiss which falls
from our invincible heights
to show the fire and the tenderness
of a true love.

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since she isn't your mother give her a roundtrip ticket


May 4, 2016, 11:12 AM

to poundtown.

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dip kids hands in paint


May 4, 2016, 11:16 AM

make hand prints on card.



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Winner! I will be doing this with the baby this year.***


May 4, 2016, 1:12 PM



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MauldinT, where are you???


see those toes in the pig?


May 4, 2016, 1:20 PM

Not mine, I got mother in law to help.


I get credit for the idea and delivery and none of the mess.

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I agree with the spa and flowers guys above. ******


May 4, 2016, 5:39 PM



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a card that says you are my wife not my mother***


May 4, 2016, 5:44 PM



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3lb glass buttplug.***


May 5, 2016, 7:49 AM



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